20 Hump Day Quotes For Facebook

Hump Day Quotes For Facebook

Here are 20 Hump Day Quotes For Facebook you can make these quotes as status and also you can send them to your beloved ones on The Hump Day.

Hump Day Quotes For Facebook

Hump Day Quotes For Facebook

1- Today is brought to you by the letter W- W is for Wednesday. That day in the middle of the week that wishes it was Friday but is thankful that it is not Monday.

2- on Wednesday even the calendar says W T F !!

3- Good morning, may all your ups and downs on this day be between the sheets. Happy hump day ! “;o}”

4- Wednesday is here, but I am not. I’m still asleep, in my favorite spot. I need to wake, for I am soo tired. But I must get to work, before I get fired. ~S.L.P~

5- It’s Hump Day today! However, I haven’t been humped nor done any humping! I think I’m getting ripped off. Where’s the complaint dept?

6- Hello Wednesday! So nice to see you again! We’re halfway there!

7- Today is “Wondrous” Wednesday..a celebration of miracles. Take today to be thankful for the miracles in your life! Have a great day!

8- It’s hump day. Anything standing still for more than three seconds is considered fair game.

9- Has anyone noticed that when you know it’s Hump Day, there is always a little extra wiggle in your walk? Is it an invitation?

10- If i stand on my tippy toes i can see the weekend from here! OMG YAY!I can not wait…oh its Wednesday…

11- Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing’ it, Thursday, getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK

12- – the name ‘hump day’ is disappointingly misleading. It’s already past lunchtime & I haven’t been humped once! 🙁

13- Wednesday – That day in the middle of the week that wishes it were Friday but is thankful it’s not Monday.

14- It’s Wednesday – Is your week half empty or half full?

15- People call Wednesday “Hump Day”, I call this false advertisement!

16- Tuesday down, Wednesday on deck, Thursday to load the bases and Friday to clean up!

17- We are halfway there!!! Where you say??? Halfway to Friday!!! Yeeeesssss!!

18- Part of me is thinking ‘Wow. It’s Wednesday already.’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!’

19- Holy weekdays Batman – it’s Wednesday !

20- Happy.Hump Day! Just two more days til the weekend. I’ll raise my coffee to that!

20 Best Hump Day Quotes For Him

20 Best Hump Day Quotes For Him

Here we are providing you 20 best hump day quotes for him you can share these quotes on your Facebook, Instagram or any other social network you want.

Hump Day Quotes For Him

20 Best Hump Day Quotes For Him

1- “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

2- “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.”

3- “Wednesday is hump day which makes Thursday ‘I wonder if he’ll call’ day.”

4- “As a child, I thought Hump Day was a scheduled day for mommies & daddies to have special love wrestling time. Now I know it’s just Wednesday.”

5- “When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger handle this?””

6- “When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breath, to think, to enjoy, to love. Good Morning and have a good day. ”

7- “You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. ”

 

20 Best Hump Day Quotes For Him

8- “It’s hump day. Get over the hump. Or get on it.”

9- “Just once I’d like to actually get humped on hump day. ”

10- “Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing him again.”

11- “Prison is the only place Hump Day is never celebrated.”

12- “Since we’ve managed somehow to make it half way through the week why not treat ourselves to a few smiles in order to keep the spirits up, as the rest of the week usually depends on the outcome of this crucial day!”

13- “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

14- “The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”

15- “I didn’t get humped on Hump Day. I demand a refund. ”

16- “I like to celebrate hump day by pelvic thrusting while awkwardly maintaining eye contact with you.”

17- “I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.”

18- “I would enjoy Hump Day so much more if I actually had someone worth humping.”

19- “It’s a bad day when you don’t get the work done that you need to get done or you don’t get it done to the satisfaction. ”

20- “It’s hump day! Lets help others get over this week’s hump. Reach out to someone and pay it forward today! ”