20 Best Hump Day Quotes For Him

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Hump Day Quotes For Him

20 Best Hump Day Quotes For Him

1- “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

2- “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.”

3- “Wednesday is hump day which makes Thursday ‘I wonder if he’ll call’ day.”

4- “As a child, I thought Hump Day was a scheduled day for mommies & daddies to have special love wrestling time. Now I know it’s just Wednesday.”

5- “When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger handle this?””

6- “When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breath, to think, to enjoy, to love. Good Morning and have a good day. ”

7- “You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. ”

 

20 Best Hump Day Quotes For Him

8- “It’s hump day. Get over the hump. Or get on it.”

9- “Just once I’d like to actually get humped on hump day. ”

10- “Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing him again.”

11- “Prison is the only place Hump Day is never celebrated.”

12- “Since we’ve managed somehow to make it half way through the week why not treat ourselves to a few smiles in order to keep the spirits up, as the rest of the week usually depends on the outcome of this crucial day!”

13- “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

14- “The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”

15- “I didn’t get humped on Hump Day. I demand a refund. ”

16- “I like to celebrate hump day by pelvic thrusting while awkwardly maintaining eye contact with you.”

17- “I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.”

18- “I would enjoy Hump Day so much more if I actually had someone worth humping.”

19- “It’s a bad day when you don’t get the work done that you need to get done or you don’t get it done to the satisfaction. ”

20- “It’s hump day! Lets help others get over this week’s hump. Reach out to someone and pay it forward today! ”